i dislike simplicity in people.
there. that was succinct enough, wasn't it?

i saw a snake exfoliate today. it was shedding its skin, and my was it disgusting. afterward, when it was done, it started puking. really really badly, but it got stuck in its throat. being the kind soul that i was, i helped it by squeezing its jaws, and the results were not too desirable. what ensued was something that looked like a no-smoking campaign, where the surgeon holds out a severed artery and squeezes out the lumps and layers of fat, not unlike the uncanny likeness that is produced when u buy a bottle of rootbeer from your primary school tuckshop and shake it and shake it and shake it really vigorously and open the cap and squeeze out all the foamy froth.

yup. poor thing, really.

suddenly, i wish that i had watched how to lose a guy in 10 days and it's not for a reason that you think it is, you sneaky little tongue-waggers.

what is so alluring about simplicity? it's boring, really boring. it would only be fun if we were complex and complicated and not some simple twit.

gosh, some people think they know everything, but they know nothing really. i mean, hey i could be one of those, but you know. i'm pretty sure i know more than certain individuals who think they know the world. and are adamant about it. charlatans. get off my back.

actually, i should correct myself here a bit. i'm ok with simple people. it's simple-minded people that i can't stand.

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yesterday was really stupid. yeah, we got a halfday. a halfday MORE. pointless, pointless... as how Puppet Du would say it all. i'm just a mouthpiece.

aidaigai wardargant owdowgout. hodogonng mardargan garedareget lordorgorse.
quixoticka eulogized @ 2:38:00 pm